Monthly Archives: May 2013

The man of my dreams on Facebook

Yeah! I finally met the man of my dreams!
He messaged me on Facebook and said “hello bb yo beuty, marry me and sex”. He is from somewhere that I did not even know was located on our planet (not that it matters, I do not discriminate against people from other solar systems). I know he is the man of dreams because his profile has no photo or any information that is useful. But he has added a shitload of “friends” who are T-Girls and beautiful women, so he must be for real. I am just waiting for him to tell me what spaceship to catch, so I can fly to him and take him in my arms. I am sure that he does not send messages to anyone else on his “Friend” list, because he wants to marry me.

Is he not gorgeous?